"This Is Take 1" is a shitty screen name, so my new screen name is "bourgeois cowboy"

Get used to it, fags.

I sound like some preppy bitch from highschool in some of these entries.

Holy shit.

it may not last but we'll have fun to the end
come on baby be my dead boyfriend

I hate people with directions for last names. ^_^

I'm updating yakuza disco again

you can't teach an old dog new tricks

SINGLE INDEFINITELY STILL!

I went to read the liberal trash posted at Andrew Sullivan's blog and the very first line bothered the shit out of me.

First, I’m hoping—“hope” is what we atheists do, since we can’t pray—that the pawns NASA sent up on the Space Shuttle get safely back to Earth.

Why the fuck do atheists feel the need to tell every fucking person on the face of the earth that they are, indeed, atheists?

How is this douchebag's atheism even remotely relevant to the story on NASA? It seems like he's addressing a religious audience, but most of us probably recognize the fact that the greater portion of Andrew Sullivan's audience isn't even religious - they're stupid ass "moderate" liberals (some who claim to be conservatives) who need some idiot how to improperly explain to them exactly how to moderate (apparently it's arbitrarily taking stances on everything 50/50 when it comes to politics EXCEPT homosexuality, which is always good).

Well.

Hi!

I haven’t made a serious post on here in awhile. What’s going on?

Suncoast is going well… I mean, as far as working goes, it’s not bad. Way better than Fashion Bug. At least the days don’t drag ass for what feels like a ridiculous amount of time, and at least the DM isn’t an idiot like that fucking retard at FB. I’m having a bit of a financial situation right now, although I think I probably worked that out today. Still, it sucks that I’m not going to have any money at all for the next month or so, but at least I’m not trapped at that shitty job. I’m going to start working on a serious DVD collection. I would actually have a lot of DVDs right now, had I not sold most of them for money when I was broke and didn’t have a ton of priorities. Hmm.

What have I learned?

Well, I learned that another type of movie person exists. The type of person who recognizes a flaw and refuses to change regardless… hey, I thought that shit was for Dawson’s Creek, not for real life! Oh well. The Education of Christopher continues. That effectively narrows down the list of possible boyfriend candidates here in Cincinnati to: ZERO! I’ve been thinking about it and as soon as it’s plausible for me to move out of here, I think I’m going to pack my shit and go. I’m thinking of maybe going to Dayton first, and living there by myself or with a room-mate, because it’s not far and I’m sure the dating pool there is larger/better. Cincinnati has an awful reputation, you know. But I don’t know. If that doesn’t work, I don’t know where I’ll go, or what I’ll do. Lately I’ve been wanting to call certain phone numbers that I shouldn’t, and that’s really… bad.

I ALSO learned that I need to stop making standards exceptions for people, no matter how much I like them. I did that the last two times and I ended up in a position where I felt much more hostility toward both of those guys than was really necessary, and it could have been avoided if I’d just quit talking to them long before any of the bullshit started piling up.

Oh well.

Single eternally,

CHRIS!

I keep seeing previews for that awful movie "XXX: State of the Union" at work. Here's my favourite part:

Dumbass Negro: " 'Wars come and go, but my soldiers stay eternal.' "
Samuel L. Jackson: "I like that. Who said it? Jackson? Patton?"
Dumbass Negro: "TUPAC."

Well, lets see...

I could've told you that it wasn't Jackson or Patton because...

THAT QUOTE IS MOTHERFUCKING STUPID AND DOES NOT MEAN A GOD DAMN THING.

MOTHERFUCKER!

WHAT DOES "MY SOLDIERS STAY ETERNAL" EVEN MEAN!? DID TUPAC EVEN HAVE SOLDIERS?!

1 - Tupac had NO SOLDIERS. I've researched this!

2 - NOTHING STAYS ETERNAL YOU FUCKING DUMBASS CUNTS! ESPECIALLY NOT PEOPLE!

"You want me to take this guy out, I'm gonna need some SERIOUS gear."

As opposed to what, a nerf gun you fucking idiot?

Maybe a frisbee? Oh, could you mean a GUN? YOU MEAN YOU NEED A GUN TO KILL SOMEONE?

OH BOY! THAT'S SERIOUS

JESUS

H.

CHRIST

Who bought this fucking script?! WHO?! I HATE HOLLYWOOD.

I just deleted some shit from my journal, namely any references to my like/dislike of Jeremy and that post about Iranians that I didn't take the time to justify (I shouldn't have to, but whatever) - so we're back on track, now?

I was watching 60 Minutes tonight and Bob Schieffer said "If you've spent your whole life helping people as opposed to making money, blah blah blah I hate America..." He's pretty rich for an anti-capitalist! The wealthy give way fucking more than the poor - in taxes AND voluntary (often times huge) donations. Even if the poor gave up all of their income, they still wouldn't give a fraction of what the rich give. That aside, they still pay less taxes than the rich in terms of proportion.

I hate the poor. Their inability to afford a decent education has made them even fucking stupider. Granted, some people are poor for circumstances beyond their control... but most of them? Most of them are lazy fucking idiots who have such a huge victim complex that they'd rather the government steal from the rich and give them money through shitty programs like welfare than actually take advantage of capitalism to TRULY provide for their families. It's not hard to make money in our economy. If you can't get a job because you have a criminal record, it's YOUR fault. Poor people may sometimes have conditions where they have to work a little harder to become wealthy, but hard work ALWAYS pays off, as long as you're doing it for the right people, and luckily this country is founded on free will - so if you're working at a job you hate where the pay is shit, quit and find a different job.

Poor people, fat people, gay people, black people - everyone is such a fucking victim in this country and EVERYONE demands adequate compensation for the "pain society has caused them to suffer" -

boooooohooohooohooohooohoooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm drowning in my empathetic tears!

You know what I think we should do to the poor? We should kill them and eat them. We can use their bodies to feed the starving lower middle class. That way they can afford steak AND cable television, as opposed to one or the other. At least the lower middle class isn't entirely a fucking drain on our economy and tax money. At least the lower middle class is DOING SOMETHING for America.

We should start with their babies.

And if any poor people reading this are upset, get rid of the fucking internet and use your money to buy food instead of using foodstamps, you stupid cunts!



Oh hell yeah. My poorly executed photoshop is the fuckin' shit!

single again and it hurts, but what can you do?